Terri gets MarriedMonday, 6 August 2018
Socially awkward Terri Dickson wants nothing more than to get married. Unfortunately, due to her disgusting sense of humour and constant social media fraping of others in the office, Terri has never even been on a date (that lasted more than the evening anyway) . Ostracized by her more socially adept friends, Zoe in particular. Terri starts drinking to drown her sorrows, in a different village pub, to her usual. Here she runs into Adam, a fellow comedian, with a sense of humour just as dark. They both enjoy the outdoors and the bottom of a bottle. After many late night phone calls and Terri forcing poor Adam to make her chicken nugget dinners after nights on the town, and then a marathon bike ride, which saw them both vow never to do again. The two decide to move in together and procreate. Little did they know, that they would birth, one of the most beautiful, polite, and adorable little girls known to man. Working together as a family and the best parents any girl could wish for, they realise their true potential. From the back end of Ferry bridge to the big open space of Burton Salmon, where Terri changes her name and begins the arduous task of redesigning her life to match her fantasies of family life with the man of her dreams and their new beautiful family. What does the future hold for the new Terri Holmes.
Love you beautiful lady.
Our gorgeous Terri, married the man of her dreams in June this year (Well nearly, but Tom Hardy wasn't available that day) but more suprisingly, we were all invited. It was an absolutley amazing day and we were all so honoured to be part of it and help you celebrate. She looked amazing, as did Adam and all the wedding party.
We hope you had an amazing honeymoon.
Welcome back, Terri Holmes.